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To My Long Lost Best Friend: A Guest Author

To my long lost best friend:  You meet a person with your same sense of humor and you click right away. You build a relationship with them through thick and thin, meaningless guys, and share many secrets. But then, a guy comes along, a really good guy. He makes her the happiest she has ever been, but of course we slowly separate and became friends and not the best of friends anymore. Sooner or later the guy breaks her heart into pieces and she immediately finds ways to attempt to mend it back together, including crawling back to you, her old BFF. As any old bestfriend should do... you'll help her get over her broken heart. But soon after things return to normal, she calls you names like a liar, lagger, and says she doesn't have time for you. The guy didn't ruin her...she constantly ruins herself and others surrounding. By: Allyson Mae Barrett
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Your Class vs. The Class Below You

As a recent high school graduate I learned no matter what, any circumstance, any age, any gender, you will ALWAYS have beef between you and the class below you. Maybe it's because things like Junior/Senior wars, where the classes are pitted against each other in a prank war. Or pep rallies, where you are constantly trying to assert your dominance over the other. But, it's most likely the fact the class below you is full of fucking morons. Whether they are just being slutty, vaping at way too young of an age, or showing up at parties where the majority is kids older than them, they suck. Especially the class of 2018. Don't get me wrong, you're bound to love some of them. Being you're childhood best friend, neighbor, sports teammate, or someone you met in a class or club, it is normal to like some of the less repulsive, acts-old-for-their-age ones. Unfortunately, finding someone like that is 1/200. More than likely though, you hate most of them for your own respective...

Welcome to MY BLOG!

Hey guys, welcome to my blog! Honestly, this started as a joke but I'm sure its going to get super deep and serious sometimes. Half of it is going to be just shit talking! I hope y'all are as excited as I am because this blog is going to be a hidden fucking gem. Also, I will probably post a lot at once and especially in excess at the beginning because so many fake bitches these days! Lastly, try not to share this website with too many people. If you do it won't be as special or as open. Anyways I hope you enjoy my shit show of a blog!